"...A land parched, lifeless, and without water"

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Posted on March 27, 2012 via snorlax whole time with 105,783 notes

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cracked

Posted on March 5, 2012 via CRACKED.com with 1,040 notes

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(*high pitched screams in excitement*)

Posted on January 20, 2012
I wish I had a dog to do this to me! Hahahaha!

Posted on January 14, 2012 via Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 1,580 notes

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Bad Joke Eel
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Posted on January 13, 2012 via Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 6,335 notes

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Posted on January 9, 2012 via Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 2,442 notes

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Tomorrow I start a diet…I’m saying this while I’m eating 20 piece chicken nuggets from McDonalds…This is probably going to be harder than I’m thinking.

Posted on January 2, 2012
They are pioneers for this generation.

Posted on December 28, 2011 via CRACKED.com with 189 notes

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This describes me right now.

Posted on December 27, 2011 via Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 2,540 notes

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Posted on December 24, 2011 via John Martz with 5,190 notes

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